These days, with just three magic words (war on terror) your bariis is on the table, guaranteed. Ask the warlords in Somalia, claiming that Al-qarxis, sorry .. i mean Al-qaida, is gaining ground in the troubled Somalia. But above all these warmongering fellas, the biggest warlord of them all (hint: picture below), has been to the patent office to register the following inventions:


  • Rendition (outsourcing torture to other countries, CIA brainchild) in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Racial profiling and telephone tapping of the citizens in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Violating human rights in guantanamo bay, in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Blowing up masjids just to blame/demonize Sunnis in Iraq, in the name of 'war on terror'
  • "either you're with us, or you're with the terrorists" in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Sucking the life (read: and the oil) out of iraqis in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Using gangster tactics to threat Iran to submit and surrender in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Iraq 2003, Iran 2006. Same president, same approach

  • Aiding Israel commit more terror (1, 2, 3) in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Using the words Global and Coalition cause your $dollars can't buy you enuff friends in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Messing up and exposing your secrets by using the phrase crusade in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Calling the Death Squads in Occupied Iraq for 'liberators' in the name of 'war on terror'

  • Assassinating and abducting somalis in mogadishu in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Looking like a daanyeer and acting like one in the name of 'war on terror'
  • Your dady suffered a major ass-kick in Somalia (as in Iraq), for not taking that personally and killing 100,000+ somalis in revenge (as in Iraq) in the name of 'war on terror'

  • Finaly, for 'rebranding' "the war on terror" phrase to "Global Struggle Against Extremism" (#!), because you realized you're the biggest terrorist on this planet, we thank you..